Slime Machine (3-Pack)

Description

Seed Type: Feminized Autoflower

Strain Lineage: SLAMberry x Sour Black Cherry Haze

Effect Profile: Balanced Hybrid, Slight Sativa Bias

Seed to Harvest time: 65-70days

Yield Potential: 10-15 oz

Let’s talk about GREASE for a minute. I’m sure many of you guys know what I’m talking about here. With certain strains, when you rub your fingers across the buds in mid to late flower, your hands get covered with a shiny, greasy film of potent smelling terpene slime.

Slime Machine is perhaps the greasiest of all the greasy strains that we have produced to date. The flowers of this strain are practically dripping with terpenes in the best way possible.

From the outset, we knew that these two parent strains would have excellent synergy when we brought them together. The trick was finding the ideal candidates to select as the parent plants. The phenotype that we chose for the SLAMberry mom was one of the strongest smelling plants in our breeding room at the time. It was one of those plants where smelling the buds up close invariably caused us to make one of those involuntary groaning sounds like “ERRRGHHH”. It sounds weird, but I think you might know what I mean 😂.

The sour black cherry haze pollen donor was an absolute STUD that we knew would pair perfectly in this cross. It had a perfect structure with tall sturdy branches that all leveled off in a nice even canopy. It ended up producing some perfect round insanely frosty golf ball sized buds with awesome internal spacing from top to bottom on every branch. It had a sweet cherry, aromatic floral vibe with deep and heavy rubber band and some distinct chemically, almost plastic  or styrofoam, kind of notes to it.

The resulting cross between these two phenotypes has turned out to be a totally gorgeous cross with mind-blowingly frosty and obscenely terpy buds. There’s definitely some color that comes through from the SBCH, with a subtle but noticeable pink and plum blush hiding beneath the dense covering of fat juicy trichome heads.

Slime Machine produces very strong, medicinal grape notes. Do any of you guys remember a children’s cold medicine from the ’90s called Dimetapp? That was the first thing that came to mind when we smelled this strain in late flower. I know its a really deep cut of a reference, but we found it to be so spot-on that I cant think of a better way to describe that terpene note.

You’ll find that the plant and bud structure is really a perfect blend of the chunky, squat buds of the SLAMberry and the more spacious ping pong or golf ball buds of the SBCH. Slime Machine still has great internodal spacing, but there definitely a more elongated and heavy structure to the buds here.

She can definitely fall on the taller side, so keep that in mind when selecting tent-mates for this strain. You don’t want to end up in one of those situations where one plant is way taller than the other, so light management ends up getting complicated.

Most effect profile experiences with Slime Machine have been really balanced. It’s a very, very giggly strain (in my own personal experience). It is extremely potent, so its not advisable as a morning strain, or if you’ve got anything important to do. This one will totally have you going “Wait why did I walk into this room again?”.

Yields are generous with this one, and she’ll typically finish around the 70 day mark.

Can’t wait for some community feedback on the crazy terpiness and mind blowing smell of this strain.

Enjoy!